charmingstray:

turntechnewbooty:

charmingstray:

turntechnewbooty:

charmingstray:

turntechnewbooty replied to your post: hey youre enchiladas boyfriend right

cool im dave hows it goin

AHA. SAME NAMES? IT’S A SMALL WORLD.

IT’S NICE TO MEET YOU, DAVE. I’M TWAIN. 

I’M GOING WELL, I GUESS. THERE’S NOT A WHOLE LOT TO DO RIGHT NOW SO I’M BORED AS ANYTHING.

HOW ARE YOU?

i am currently caught between the desire to consume half of this convenience store slush in a go

and the urge to hit on everything with a pulse

current party excluded of course

oh can i call you huckleberry by the way

because youre twain and

fuck it im calling you huckleberry

AHH I HAD ONE OF THOSE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS HANGING OUT FOR ONE ALL MORNING AND WHEN I STOPPED AT THE STORE, ALL THEY HAD WAS THAT SHITTY RED ONE THAT TASTES LIKE CHEAP SODA. IT RUINED MY WHOLE DAY.

AND SURE, YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST TO CALL ME THAT. BIGGER CHILDREN CAN BE VERY CRUEL TO SMALLER ONES.

mine is banana and peach because i mixed them together

you arent supposed to do that but i did it anyway

thug life

aww see now youre making me feel bad for calling you names you mean little fucker

i was only picking and now youre making it out as if its some kind of personal attack how rude you are rude

LIVING THE DREAM, HUH?

AND NO NO, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME WHATEVER YOU LIKE. IT’S JUST THAT AS A NAIVE LITTLE KID I THOUGHT HUCKLEBERRY WAS SOME TYPE OF FRUIT. AND BEING RAISED IN A STRICT CATHOLIC ENVIRONMENT, BEING CALLED A FRUIT WAS PRETTY MUCH A CHILDHOOD-RUINER. 

BUT YES, HUCKLEBERRY IS FINE. IT’S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WAS NAMED AFTER ANYWAY.   

but huckleberries are a kind of fruit